I haven’t slept! I have coffee! I’m in Calgary! I’m going to AZ!
I’m taking pictures of all my crap to pass time! I’m also people watching. Currently: Everyone is being boring in the terminal and I am the only interesting person.
Also, when going through US customs:
Officer with perfectly calculated facial hair “Where are you headed?”
Officer with perfectly calculated facial hair, “Ok.”
Apparently that is all it takes for me to get into the States now…